Contest — Give us a photo blurb

What’s happening here? Think up an appropriate blurb describing what’s happening in these two photos. We’ll pick a winner in a couple of days. The winner gets a copy of the new edition of The Fallacy Detective. UPDATE: Sorry for the delay in picking...

Rosemary

My rosemary plant is now too big to bring indoors, but it’s too cold here to survive the winter. Any suggestions? I hate to lose it as it’s my favorite plant.