Grammy and #1 Munchkin are exploring the back yard. Munchkin is carrying a stick and proceeds to hit the cat. Grammy takes this opportunity to educate the boy on the principle of non-aggression.
Grammy: We never hit anyone or anything smaller or weaker than we are.
#1 Munchkin (without missing a beat): If I was a baby, could I hit the cat?
Grammy: Cats are always weaker than people.
#1 Munchkin: Tigers are big.
Grammy: Let’s go inside and eat some jelly beans.
#1 Munchkin: OK