UPDATE: We have a winner. Here were the entries:

Susan Mertens
Julie Austin — no, Julie, it isn’t Ron Paul
Stephanie Hansen
Kendra Fletcher
Jim Lunden, Connell, WA ———————- WINNER
Ghada Dwalibi, Sydney, Australia
Mrs. K. Hewett, Pennsylvania

Who said this? The fifth person to email us (bluedorn @ triviumpursuit . com) with the correct answer wins a copy of Bless the Lord: The 103rd Psalm by Johannah Stanford.

“Why, anybody can have a brain. That’s a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the earth — or slinks through slimy seas has a brain! Back where I come from we have universities, seats of great learning — where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts — and with no more brains than you have…. But! They have one thing you haven’t got! A diploma! Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universitatus Committeeatum e plurbis unum, I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of Th.D. Dr. of Thinkology!”

The Wizard of Oz